Nov
28
…liberal elite college professors are using your money to write about, probably, homosexual pornography! Or, worse, the tepid ennui of upper middle class life in a university town! And worst of all, nobody even cares: although English lit professors are turning out published writing at an incredible pace, most of their work is never cited by other “scholars” in the field, according to Bauerlein’s research. And if it’s not cited by other scholars in their own stuff, what’s even the point? Ha, trick question. The point is that your English lit professor will be celebrated as a genius long after he dies in obscurity, when the rest of America finally “gets” what he was doing. You’ll feel bad then. You can’t put a price on genius, okay? Just wait until you see the academic papers by English lit professors taking issue with this one. Socks: prepare to be blown off!
Report: English Lit Professors Write Too Much Boring Crap