Remember Jeanine Pirro? She was the Westchester DA who was going to run against Hillary Clinton for Senate in 2006 but quit beforehand and decided to lose to some Democrat whose name I don’t even remember.
You should remember her because back in the heady days of five years ago, we all found her hilarious. The best was when it came out she was being investigated for bugging her cheating husband with the help of disgraced Guilani bestie Bernie Kerik:
Sources told NewsChannel 4 that in one conversation, Pirro complained that one of Kerik’s employees was reluctant to board Albert Pirro’s boat.Jeanine Pirro suggests, “We can just simply say, if there is an issue, that I am redecorating it for our anniversary.” She complains that Kerik’s man is, “uncomfortable with that.”
Kerik responded by saying, “But Jeanine, I’m having the same f———g problem with everybody. Everybody is panic stricken because it’s you. I’ve gone out on a limb. I had two other people looking at this. It’s a problem.”
Pirro said, “What am I supposed to do, Bernie? Watch him f—k her every night? What am I supposed to do? I can go on the boat. I’ll put the f——-g thing on myself.”
Minutes later, Kerik called a contact at Giuliani Partners, former Mayor Rudy Giuliani’s consulting firm, asking him to find a recording device, according to documents.
Oh good times. Anyway via @sarahw, she’s coming back! Hyperion has given her a book deal! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
LAUGHS TO COME MY FRIENDS.
Pirro will have ink, George Allen is running for Senate next year. All we need is Conrad Burns to get back in the news and we can guarantee a 2006 lulz renaissance.
